Dr. Barsoom Tork, Ph.D.

Professor of Cosmetology

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Dr. Barsoom Tork, Ph.D. is a noted Cosmetologist and expert on the habitat of Toe-Sucking Frogs.

Dr. Tork attended Chutney University where he recently graduated Smegma Cum Laundry. He now teaches song-writing and drama at the Chutney High School of Performing Farts.

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